Q. Why do dolphins always have a smile on their face?
A. Because they have a strong sense of porpoise !!! 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂
What's that ? ... Not funny ?
Sorry .... didn't know jokes are supposed to be funny ... mine never are .
Now then , have I reached the obligatory 100 characters yet ? .... one ... two ... three ...
Nope. A few more to go yet.
I just need a few words that sound INCREDIBLY WISE and make me look as though I really know what I'm talking about. Erm .... let's try ....
.... Around the ragged rocks , the ragged rascal ran.
Hmmm .... sounds a bit flat ... a bit two dimensional . Maybe if I added some thunder and lightning effects it might sound a bit more weighty. Bit more like wisdom.
Around the ragged rocks, kerBoom 🌩, the ragged rascal ran. Zaaapp⚡ .
Hmmm. That sounds a bit wiser , but still not fantastic.
So how many letters do I have now? One ... two ... three ... (now what the hell comes after three? Ah yes) ... four ....
Hmmm . I really think I need a different quotation.
I know ... I've heard there's this monk who sits in lotus posture meditating with green wellies on . Maybe he would have a wise quotation I could borrow ... how
about .....
"WHEN EXPERIENCED WITH AWARENESS , EVERYTHING
BECOMES A SOURCE OF JOY".
EVERYTHING? What, .... even crummy jokes? ..... Yes. Even crummy jokes.
Zaaappp ⚡ .
1 REPLY
Jennifer RolphApr 21, 2026
Okay Richard, you just gave me my first good laugh of the day! How refreshing. Your point of view is scatologically fantastic.
ORIGINAL COMMENT
A. Because they have a strong sense of porpoise !!! 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂
What's that ? ... Not funny ?
Sorry .... didn't know jokes are supposed to be funny ... mine never are .
Now then , have I reached the obligatory 100 characters yet ? .... one ... two ... three ...
Nope. A few more to go yet.
I just need a few words that sound INCREDIBLY WISE and make me look as though I really know what I'm talking about. Erm .... let's try ....
.... Around the ragged rocks , the ragged rascal ran.
Hmmm .... sounds a bit flat ... a bit two dimensional . Maybe if I added some thunder and lightning effects it might sound a bit more weighty. Bit more like wisdom.
Around the ragged rocks, kerBoom 🌩, the ragged rascal ran. Zaaapp⚡ .
Hmmm. That sounds a bit wiser , but still not fantastic.
So how many letters do I have now? One ... two ... three ... (now what the hell comes after three? Ah yes) ... four ....
Hmmm . I really think I need a different quotation.
I know ... I've heard there's this monk who sits in lotus posture meditating with green wellies on . Maybe he would have a wise quotation I could borrow ... how
about .....
"WHEN EXPERIENCED WITH AWARENESS , EVERYTHING
BECOMES A SOURCE OF JOY".
EVERYTHING? What, .... even crummy jokes? ..... Yes. Even crummy jokes.
Zaaappp ⚡ .
1 REPLY