Q. Why do dolphins always have a smile on their face?
A. Because they have a strong sense of porpoise !!! 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂
What's that ? ... Not funny ?
Sorry .... didn't know jokes are supposed to be funny ... mine never are .
Now then , have I reached the obligatory 100 characters yet ? .... one ... two ... three ...
Nope. A few more to go yet.
I just need a few words that sound INCREDIBLY WISE and make me look as though I really know what I'm talking about. Erm .... let's try ....
.... Around the ragged rocks , the ragged rascal ran.
Hmmm .... sounds a bit flat ... a bit two dimensional . Maybe if I added some thunder and lightning effects it might sound a bit more weighty. Bit more like wisdom.
Around the ragged rocks, kerBoom 🌩, the ragged rascal ran. Zaaapp⚡ .
Hmmm. That sounds a bit wiser , but still not fantastic.
So how many letters do I have now? One ... two ... three ... (now what the hell comes after three? Ah yes) ... four ....
Hmmm . I really think I need a different quotation.
I know ... I've heard there's this monk who sits in lotus posture meditating with green wellies on . Maybe he would have a wise quotation I could borrow ... how
about .....
"WHEN EXPERIENCED WITH AWARENESS , EVERYTHING
BECOMES A SOURCE OF JOY".
EVERYTHING? What, .... even crummy jokes? ..... Yes. Even crummy jokes.
Zaaappp ⚡ .
ORIGINAL COMMENT
A. Because they have a strong sense of porpoise !!! 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂
What's that ? ... Not funny ?
Sorry .... didn't know jokes are supposed to be funny ... mine never are .
Now then , have I reached the obligatory 100 characters yet ? .... one ... two ... three ...
Nope. A few more to go yet.
I just need a few words that sound INCREDIBLY WISE and make me look as though I really know what I'm talking about. Erm .... let's try ....
.... Around the ragged rocks , the ragged rascal ran.
Hmmm .... sounds a bit flat ... a bit two dimensional . Maybe if I added some thunder and lightning effects it might sound a bit more weighty. Bit more like wisdom.
Around the ragged rocks, kerBoom 🌩, the ragged rascal ran. Zaaapp⚡ .
Hmmm. That sounds a bit wiser , but still not fantastic.
So how many letters do I have now? One ... two ... three ... (now what the hell comes after three? Ah yes) ... four ....
Hmmm . I really think I need a different quotation.
I know ... I've heard there's this monk who sits in lotus posture meditating with green wellies on . Maybe he would have a wise quotation I could borrow ... how
about .....
"WHEN EXPERIENCED WITH AWARENESS , EVERYTHING
BECOMES A SOURCE OF JOY".
EVERYTHING? What, .... even crummy jokes? ..... Yes. Even crummy jokes.
Zaaappp ⚡ .